Funny Names Funniest Names Ever on Passport

alpha n00b

Post the funniest names you've ever herd or names that would be funny to hear!. Also feel free to post the dumbest names you (or someone you know) has been called!.
Ok!, a nurse named penelilpe enis!. What if Tony hawk was named Mike?, don't sound it out, just say it.

Virgilijus

I had a track coach who met a woman who named her son ****head (pronounced shi - theed). I really don't know what was going through her mind.

I also know a lawyer whose client had two children. Twina and Twinb; she claims they were already named by the time she saw them...

I would like to not believe these are true, but I know these secondhand from trustworthy people....

Jazzy Jinx

I know a martial arts teacher named Bate.

Think about it.

-=Marth_n_Roy=-

I know a martial arts teacher named Bate.
Think about it.

HA HAHAHA HAHAHA

principle phallus
mr. bone
mrs. black (she was white)

Pustulio

Bruce PRACHAR (pra-ker)

People make fun of me because my name is Terry John Morrill

Jaque Strap

Jack Miof

Chelsea Fatiss (she is a fat @$$)

Omni

My teacher Ms. Snow married another teach in my school named Mr. Head.
Her name is now Mrs. Snow-Head.

GoldShadow

A teacher in my middle school had the name Mr. Shupen1s. **** censor.

FastFox

My middle school's vice principal's name was Mr. Steenwinkle.

No joke.

Kada

I always that that Throntom Foosh was a pretty dang funny name. There actually IS someone with that name.

Sizzle

There is a Major League pitcher from the Minnesota Twins named Boof Bonser.

Volrec

Chipper Jones on the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper? LAWL.

Xsyven

I had a track coach who met a woman who named her son ****head (pronounced shi - theed). I really don't know what was going through her mind.

I've heard a story similar to that one actually-- a lady named her daughter ****head, but pronunced it shi-tade.

o.Odyssey.o

One of my Teacher's name was Sharon Peters. I WONDER if any said: Stop that woman, she's Sharon Peters!

RyokoYaksa

One of my female friends is named Lulu Liu.
No joke.

petre

a fellow employee from my last job had the last name Mcphail. i was laughing so hard the first time i saw it.

and no, it wasnt at mcdonalds.

Meta-Knight

No joke: There's a guy in the phone book named Gaylord Fagerland...I swear to god.

Here's two more funny names...

A couple of douchebags at school call "Cheez-O"...seriously, how childish is that? And these people are gonna be tenth graders.

I almost fell to the floor laughing when I heard this: My english teacher was telling the class a story about some woman that named her kid Chlamydia...he says it's true too and I believe it. The world is full of stupid people.

Pustulio

We had a band teacher once named Mr. Shehan (AKA Sheman)

How about Dic ****ler?

Garth Wagstaff

Dic Arme

Virginia Costgard

In the Uinta County, Wyoming phone book there are seriously people with these names along with a man named Harry Balls

Those are histarical, come on!

bluezaft

There's this voice actor named D!ck Smallberries.

Rapid_Assassin

First and last names that rhyme are kind of funny, like Mason Wilson or Jose O'Shay. (these are actual names of people i met)

Metà

First and last names that rhyme are kind of funny, like Mason Wilson or Jose O'Shay. (these are actual names of people i met)

There's a girl at my school named Aisa Baisa, no joke. I also know someone named Ga Go (doesn't rhyme, but I find it to be...interesting).

Also, celebrities shouldn't be allowed to name their children. George Foreman named all his boys George. Gwyneth Paltro named her kid Apple, after the computer company. Michael Jackson named his son Blanket. David Bowie named his kids Moon Unit and Dweeble, or something like that. What the hell are these people thinking?! >_<

alpha n00b

My middle school's vice principal's name was Mr. Steenwinkle.
No joke.

Fastfox you win this thread.

Do i have a sense of humor or what?.

Vicious Delicious

mrs. black (she was white)

One of my teachers last year was named Ms. Blackman. She was white also. Coincidence?

Also, there used to be a girl in my neighborhood named Tu Thimee (pronounced Two Time). Other then that, can't really think of any :dizzy:

Oh, my last name is Sandy. That always gets a good laugh

Sandy

Buster Cherry

Peter Dragon

Seymour Butts

Virgilijus

In high school I knew a girl named Alali Dagogo-Jack...

Pretty sweet name, no?

Zabutur

Aaron VanBusKirk
and...
Ryan Roberts-Nutt. people often teased him saying his middle name was 'sucks'.

Sargent_Peach

Meta-Knight- I heard about the chlamydia one.

Um... there is a girl in my school named "Iamunique" lol, shes black of course. I-am-unique

Skywalker

I think one is Ben Gates, which sounds like a long-lost son of the richest man in the world. The school librarian said her friend, Mrs. Time, was going to name her unborn baby Justin. Justin Time, heh.

Andromeda

I remember a guy that came home to us. His name was Inge Snygg, It's Swedish, it's the same as "Ugly" in English.

Ensee

I knew a guy over the internet whose name was Aramis Ponder.

WaterTails

I knew a guy over the internet whose name was Aramis Ponder.

I don't get it

Bailey

It was a name my friend named his race car for tech Pen15.

cLueLeSs

I know a guy named Yordec... (in my school)

Ensee

What's not to get? Theres no punchline, that was really his name. I just posted it because it had to be the weirdest name I have ever heard in my life.

WaterTails

Oh, thought there was some inside joke or inuendo that I wasn't catching

AltF4

There was a guy at my old high school name Mike Hunt... no joke

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Omni

You can't break those cuffs.

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